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2月20日 My notes on the Albanian communist party. The problems of Hoxha.Since I haven't written anything in the Library for a while, I think I'll post the accumulated information I had gathered on the Albanian communist party. I gave a presentation on it at UCL, and its all my own original work, so no stealing without permission, my friends.
You need a permit to steal. This is why we need to reform Socialism in our world. We need to study and change its fundemental workings, or take parts of it apart and move the origin of meaning. But we must first look at the case studies history provides us with, and so, I present Albania's foreign policy. Please, post your opinions and facts, as ever, to be archived in the library.
Albanian foreign policy during the Communist period, its basis in Albanian history, and the example it displays of a Communist nation’s subversion of national mentality…or The country that caught Paranoia. By Luke Ritchie 1. observations on Albania: · Need for patronage. Size of state and populous numbers: at founding in 1912, 40% Albanians outside of Albania. · Paranoia: geopolitical weakness. · Need by Communists to create cohesive internal control. Individualistic mentality: originates in tribal ‘clan’ mentality/ divided into two dialectic groups, gheg & Tosk/ 3 religions/ no history of centralised state./ Blood feud = king Zog I, for example, had 600 plus blood feuds against him, . Communists had many more. 2.Yugoslavia-Albania · WW2: Country liberated completely by its own resistance forces. After war, squeezed between 2 hostile forces, Greece and Yugoslavia. · Greek claims on Northern Epirus – state of war 1945-1987. · Albanian C.P. founded with help from Tito. · Tito + Balkans confederation = idea of subsuming Albania and her communist partisans into some sort of Yugoslavia or greater state under Yugoslav control. § 1948: Tito-Stalin rift- Got rid of Xoxe. Yugoslavia denounced as ‘Trotskiite, Nationalist, Treacherou, a Clique. 3.USSR-Albania. § Albania sides with Stalin § 1956 Crushing of Nagy’s Hungary by S.U. – temporarily prevents USSR-Yugo conciliation. § Concilation increases, esp. after Cuban missile crisis. Détente policy also in activation between US and USSR. Fear Khrushchev hinting at an end to Hoxha’s personal regime, post-hum rehabilitation of Xoxe. § USSR plans for Albania as an agricultural nation riffle Communist ideals of Hoxha and co. · 1961: Sino-Soviet split over policy of détente. 4.China-Albania · Albania sides with China in favour of hardline communist foreign policy. Pursues ‘Confrontation’ policy. · Agreeable to China because it a) discredits Soviet leadership of Communism worldwide and b) China, unlike Albania, has no seat in U.N. Eventually admitted in 1971 upon Albania’s request. · stress laid by Albanian elite of 700 million strong ally force and Hevy Industry material arriving. Hoxha notes personality cults. 5. Breakdown · 1968 invasion of Czechoslovakia by Warsaw Pact highlights Albanian weakness, as does 1969 Sino-Soviet border clashes with apparent Soviet superiority. · Feb 1972 visit of Richard Nixon to China -> Beginning of end of Confrontation idea in China. Victory by moderates upon Mao’s death in 1976 and fall of the Four. · While in Albania, Hoxha still refuses Détente. Albania refused to take part in 1975 all-European Security and cooperation conference. · Idea of surrounded by enemies and traitors = Dual adversery doctrine – American imperialism and Soviet social imperialism. Yugoslav 3rd way slave of these powers. Credo must be fighting these enemies mercilessly. =1977 attack on China in Albanian state paper Zëri I popullit. 6. Conclusion · Hoxha: ‘They will never catch us asleep…the walls of our fortress are of unshakable granite rock’ · 1981 speech: ‘American imperialism, Soviet social-imperialism…not excluding imperialist China.’ · = Mass project of building concrete pillar boxes throughout Albania. · Mentality of ‘Them’ vs ‘US’ utilised to cowl Albania internally. Executed loyal 2nd in Command since 1945 Shehu, claimed he worked for CIA, KGB and KOS (Yugo). Enemies in Hoxha’s speeches are described as ‘anti-Marxism’ and ‘anti-albanian’ Construction of greater Albanian identity from distinct ethnic and religious groups. · Ideal/illusion of self-sufficiency. Hoxha fooled populace that Albania had highest living conditions in Europe. Illusion world wanted Albania. · Ideological emphasis. Despite ideological rhetoric, Albania had diplomatic/trade ties with around 80 nations (incl. Yugolavia). Majority of population kept in ignorance, isolation, secret police threats if you spoke to foreigners without authorisation. · 1985- Hoxha’s death. Albania’s communist regime last of all communist regimes in eastern Europe to fall. Faulty system of Stalinism. ©Luke Ritchie 2006.
11月13日 A dedication to the freakish nature of HalloweenYes, thats right; the latest bunch of photos I'm putting up will be dedicated to a decidedly monstrous theme. If anything, It's taught me that I'd better not shave...I look like vaguely like Mao-ze Dung! Much better getting closer to my Confucian roots...Perhaps if I structured my life better, i wouldn't be so erratic? I doubt it, probably go even more off the wall, though I'm guessing I tend to hide it well. Still, when trying to learn a language and having next to no skill with language; what can you do? Set yourself a hurdle, jump it. Or prepare for the grotesque. I'm preparing for the grotesque: hence what I've written up. Trying to create a play but its not going too well...I thought if Bulgakov could do it, why can't I? And then I remembered the important factor that I've no knowledge of the stage past ancient Greek times...Oh well. Might start the 'Glauce' again sometime (not familiar with this? Go read Eurypides Medea).
Enough procrastinating, on with the rearranging of my workplace.
11月5日 A short essay on historical patternsI have decided to write here a small article about what is occurring in Iraq and Afghanistan compared with American activity in areas taken after the American-Spanish war of 1898.
Firstly I shall utilise a relatively large quote:
From D.R. Žinojinvić, America, Italy and the birth of Yugoslavia, Boulder, 1972.
p.25: Since the Americans considered themselves as God-chosen people whose political institutions were superior to those of other nations, they thought it desirable to transplant them abroad. This, they argued, would improve conditions everywhere, strengthen the democratic institutions and help the general trend towards progress. Undoubtedly, a great deal of it had been accomplished during the American stay in the Philippines, Haiti, Cuba, Nicaragua, Santo Domingo, but the effects were small since the native populations bitterly resented this tutorship. The Americans failed to understand that these nations had traditions and values of their own, ways of life which suited their temperament and historical heritage. The Americans tended to be too moralistic and legalistic in their approach to these backward people. Many moves, frequently unrealistic and cynical, had been justified in moral terms. A conquest could have been easily transformed into a “mission,” an unjustified intervention into the “punishment of the wicked” or a war into a “crusade.”
I would thus posit the theory that both current American political idealists, in looking back to pre-cold war politics, have attempted to reinterpret and reuse 'Moralism' as the machine for American expansionism; but that traditional elements among the British educated elite explain the position of Britain in aiding American actions.
The end of the clash of ideologies, or rather the so-called end of the clash of ideologies; has led to growing desires to change towards a more 'liberally free' state. Fukoyama argues this in his 'The end of history'. Yet what effect does this have upon a state structure which is a) under threat from non-geographical camaflaged forces and b) has a history of percieving itself as the most free and democratic existant, or in the British elite's case, a history of social differences from the 'commoners' and this vague sense of superiority and thus right to rule (we are after all still a disgraceful non-elected monarchy, representing the impossibility of mobility in certain levels and a sharp social divide) ?
The answer can only be a reversion to less democratic methods to boister internal stability while a focus back to past doctrines (for no policy is without a historical precedent) and effects of these doctrines on a foreign country. To continue the illusion of democracy, the state structure (bureaucracy) must keep the citizens distracted. BUT it must also on a level interact with what the citizens will agree with in a language game they will understand (Wittgenstein) and which will have a symbolic, and I believe historical, appeal to them. American history is of course a key element of American schooling, and a continuous repition of the justification of the US (which can only be bound on moral justification rather than organic principles), lead to a vision of World freedom by American freedom a pliable method for herding the American people where the American government wants them. The same is also true of the British elite, which in a language of superior colonial history and tendancies to overexaggerate British power and potential; not neglecting an exaggeration of the superiority of Britain technologically and culturally when compared to Afghanistan and Iraq(notice not Mesopotamia or Assyria though) , allow the british elite to justify (to themselves mostly) following American foreign intervention on 'righteous principles'.
The power of history is thus again utilised. We cannot escape from our past, so our best next step is to twist it to our advantages. The great symbolic nature of history is superior even to other symbols of everyday life, like country. The cycle nature of history, as revealed here though, is one of a satellite in orbit of a planet, which continually widens slowly its orbit. There is a slight modification, a new change; but also an inevitable link to the past structure. By Luke Ritchie, written 5/11/2005. ©Luke Ritchie 10月14日 Slogging it in the library!Well I've been spending day after day recently just slogging through Russian and history in the library...Thank god the building will give me temporary free days Thursday and Friday! I can't wait to finish all my courseworks early, breathe easy for the whole academic year (hopefully oxygen) and prepare my Russian for the ultimate test...3RD YEAR IN RUSSIA!
I feel I can be up to it...just give me a little time and some good friends. Definately have a full travel plan this year. Targets are Belgium, Luxemburg, Bulgaria, Hungary, Greece and definately Croatia! Pray to God I'll ge tthe money for them all, its difficult enough as it is since the lucrative chess job fell through...(still haven't received my payment for that one class also)
I'd been down this time last week, but that couldn't be helped. I'm much better now, and even taken on some characteristics of my workaholic friend Nick.
And further, what fun! Oxford, with Panchita, Amy and Sherbika. Wow, never have I been so glad I never went to study there! And then going to King's library on the Strand reinforced the joy I feel at being part of UCL, and SSEES within that! GOOD BLESS THE ECCENTRICS, THE BOHEMIANS, THE RAGGAMUFFINS AND THE LOONS ON MY COURSE! *ahem*
I mean of course, i shall continue in the gentlemanly way studying Russian and history. 8月14日 People, Our day is near - WORLD YOUTH DAYAlthough I have no plans to attend the celebrations occurring for World Youth Day on the continent, I whole heartly urge those citizens of the island kingdom to recognise and celebrate in their own ways. I have here a good, honest report on the little quirks surrounding the build up to this day.
My friend Daniel from Germany reports:
Here in Aachen are many people because of WYT 2005 in Cologne und everybody was walking round with a flag from his home country. We couldnt find a German flag, so we picked up a Union Jack and so we told everybody we are from a suburb of London. Everyone greets us except hundreds of french
On an additional note, I'd like to post here a request that a Polish friend of mine called Radic has sent to me and I would like each and everyone of you, whether atheist or believer or something else to consider:
One more thing about Taize: during second week I met a polish girl whose father died one day after she came there.Polish people were gathering in the Crypte and prayed rosary for eternal life for him.One sister from Poland said, that maybe God chose this moment to take this man from earth, because many people in Taize pray for him.I realise that it's easy to thank God, when everything is going as we would like to, but it's much harder to accept such a experience.But it's still God's will.I ask you to pray for this girl and hers father.
8月12日 Gunilla leads the way!My fellow Russian students, Gunilla has shown the way forth to the enlightening of all of us. Kazan existed in a huge collection of photos bearing events that were unique to the photographer. I urge all of you to start scanning in your pictures and either send them to someone with a website or put them in one of your own! Rachael, Maria and Gunilla have already done so, and I am proud to thus show off Gunilla's set of photographs on my msn space. Please do the same, everyone else!
Eh, pretty please?
To see her photos, click on the bar underneth my pictures of Kazan. 8月10日 A third challenge to readersReading over Confusius's analects, if indeed this collective work was written by 'Confusius' and 'Confusius' is either the name for one person that once lived and for a group collective of peoples who simply didn't write down individual names, we find the sage. Confusius said that he had never met a sage, and that he himslef was not worthy to be a sage, the man of ultimate (this is my word for it due to every person's perception of sagehood). Can such a man exist is the question I pose to you readers, and further, if he can exist in theory, why not in practise? Or why CAN he? What does the ultimate mean? What does it mean to you and is this simply because of a personal slant or of some sort of universal interpretation we all have which cann be easily perverted and thus explain why we do not realise it? Or do we all realise it? A series of twisting questions I hope to hear equally twisting answers too.
My view? The sage is purely a manifestation of explenation utilised by Confusius to give a potential humans could reach for, even if he believes thhey cannot reach it. Simply it is the melding of humans through goading rehtoric. That each person can assume a theoretical person who is a sage can exist (unless their pessimism is too great), means that in practise it can exist (I of course consider it necessary to force biological, physical, chemical rules on this person, so it is not some sort of superhuman we are after, but a superior-human). The ultimate to me, must be a mixture of self confidence and other attributes. Perhaps at one stage, in one (or maybe more things) we temporarily recognise sagehood in one place and time, but only very partially. The concept of a sage, for me, can never be anything but temporal, fading as rules, ettiqute and invention change society and the world... But I shall know more after finishing the analects. (after I finish 'The National Question In Yugoslavia' by Ivo Banac.)
Anyway please let me know what you think for now. I am most intrigued. 8月7日 Sorry for the haitus, but the library shall gather no more dustSorry for the long haitus ladies and gentlemen. I will have yet again a space dedicated to enlightening and bringing forth important aspects of intellect and knowledge...but now with its center of operations in Camden Town! That's right, I've moved to Camden Town, where I shall live from now until the Russian course forces us to move!
Plans to come: The completion of my essay on 'Lucienism' and its placement as a word file, so it takes far less space.
Getting more picture links from people who went to Kazan.
Putting up (someday) my Baltic photos on this site.
Asking intriguing questions.
Thank you for bothering to read this. 7月16日 Highly controversal subject: So Luke, You're not a Communist?This is probably where I shall be bombarded with the most awkward and deep searching questions, but nevertheless I had better accomplish what I have promised to do. I am about to write out my political ideological standpoint in the question which is shocking my Bishop Challoner frineds into open questioning of my attachment with Russia and the Soviet system. I get the feeling from a number of them that Russia is synonymus with Communism, or at least Communist sympathy. On the first they are wrong, but on the second I am not so sure. I hope dearly that this post will attract no flamemail or useless comments and I am not a person who tends to be stuck in the mental cage of a single thought. I have friends who range from the far left to the right, and even though postmodernist theory and general cynasism mocks this concept of left vs right (As if a ruler ever chooses anything but pragmatism if he wants to be successful!), I consider all of them as ideological influences on my point of view politically. Further I consider all the literature I have read to be influencial, even if ideology has been passive. Naturally my readings of Trotsky and Luxemburg are the two main communist contributors, while works like 'The Winter palace' aid my reactionary views. What is quite suprising is the large influence Balkan books have had on my opinion of Nationalism - Misha Glenny and An introduction to Bulgaria and The First bulgarian Empire, to name but a few...While I must admit to confusion over Supranational states like Yugoslavia - as portrayed by the interesting C. Cviic. Part three: So what is Lucienism? - from an economic view. Capitalism, Communism, Fascism and Enviromentalism all offer various methods of economic structure. Within these, various economic structures were formed, such as the semi-autocratic mix of command economics and private enterprise that developed under the inter war period in despotisms, the completely state owned sector vs the private sector and the other economic questions (Free trade vs Protectionism, Mass production & Taylorism technique advances, Industrialisation etc,Green economics). Although my economic knowledge is extremely limited, my inclination is towards Green Economics and Command economics as the soundest source of industrial control, tempered as always by pragmatism. Why do I consider Green Economics particularly necessary? Perhaps the most under-rated of ideologies, Green economics in Lucienist theory must represent a more equal balance between agriculture and industry in those areas of the world currently changing into industrialised states. A primary problem is with the world population increase and the conversion of areas into farmland or industrial land. Reckless planning and actions will lead to damage to the enviroment which might make Earth's land impossible to be used effectively (like Khruschevs virgin soil policy fiasco). My particular beliefs are however that a continuous process of industrialisation or indeed commercialisation, will lead to an eventual shortfall in food production and the agricultural sector. Therefore humanity should begin to join a respect with the enviroment beyond and above a respect for economy, as a respect for harmony should overcome the bonds of money as well. A series of extremely slow changes can lead humanity, as a whole to create a greener, healthier world...but hence comes the necessity of a wolrd ideology, indeed a world government. Otherwise Lucienism is not bound by economics in any great way as of yet. Further research into economics will be necessary, and the drift towards Green economics is at best rudimentary.
7月7日 A small memorial of this dayLONDON - Fright, Fate, Oscillate. Death, Doom, Damnation. Steel, Crushing, New Iron. Anew Make Our Wills... ...For we can never surrender. 7月3日 KAZAN -On the edge of Asia Firstly I'd like to say thank god the majority of photos came out well. Some are a bit too dark in areas on the internet, whereas on my camera they extremely good...but what can you do? I'll see if any light enhancing thing can be used on them. Thats all.. Secondly, what shall I say about Kazan? I know people who hated it and people who loved, people who will choose it for their year in Russia and people who couldn't stand remaining there for a single minute more of their lives...and those were valuable minutes we lost... My opinion is not typically neutral. I liked Kazan, although it is difficult for me to understand whether I was actually healthier in Kazan or back here. Here I, as an asthmatic, can run, jump, kick and so on...but my intake of fruit and vegetables, my lifestyle choices in fact, put me at a disadvantage of the mean regimentation I had in Russia (more so in the Taize model though). Enough whining about being unhealthy. Kazan's main problem is its transport system. Russian drivers are rather poor at driving, but the fact none of us were run over is purely due to some sort of Russian instinct to prevent crashes...I say this because the crossings (where there were any) were tired, worn out white lines...the crossing lights...nonexistant. Nowhere to be seen were lights even of the inefficent Czech model, which makes a sound while the green man is visable. Unfortunately the noise is short so a blind man crossing would get run over. Life is cheap in Russia, where there are no precautions for the blind visable to the tourist. Also disgraceful was the first series of building styles enacted by infrastructure workers. Drilling without Ear protection, welding without face protection...and such like... Life is cheap in Russia, but so is everything else! Since the Russian economic problems, A british pound (which equals 2 american dollars) equals about 50 roubles. (dollar is 25). This is extremely good, since most 'luxury items' were between 80(cheap c.d.'s) to 300 roubles(for Russian dolls). Naturally this does not count items like Platinum plated phones, which reached over 10,000 roubles...but given the rate in the Baltic states for Russian dolls was on the whole £13 or more, albeit for a better selection, this is amazing good! Quality is not as bad as expected, either. Even computer games work (without multilanguage function though!) Food: Tartar and Russian cuisine on offer. Some misleading terms used in Kazan though (Swedish smorgesborge...no swedish food). Turkish restaurant could have been Tartar...like the language and customs evident at least from the 17th century migrations to the Ottoman Empire, Tartar and Circassian food appears similar to Turkish. Borsh on the Russian side always a favourite with me, available hot and cold. Not certain about where the meat came from though...I suspect horse for a lot of the food were ate, intermixed with actual beef. Chicken quite well done there, one style even in cornflake covered chicken! Beautiful landscape and colours...but the pictures speak for themselves. Loved the trip, loved getting to know the locals and of course the others on my course. Might go to Nizhny for my year...still not decided...
5月29日 Another challange to the readers!Ladies and Gentlemen, I have here a moral question for you peeps. It is on the subject of manipulation.Is manipulation by someone on someone else ever justified?Is manipulation by the state/media/religion/ideology/literature/and any man-created item outside of experience right? Is it even manipulation?Is manipulation of the elements correct?And finally, is manipulation in matters of love correct? What does this type of love tell you about the individual or group in question?Well, I'd best give my answers now. I believe manipulation is justified on people if it is aiming for good. Although good is what the individual or group feels it is, and is not necessarily the true good, I think individual people on the whole are idiots who need to be told what to do. Does this justify manipulation? By my ethical standards, yes. Even if the results are negative, people need to be led, and thats why we form social groups by instinct. We need to educate and evolve ourselves past this need to be manipulated, and even then we manipulate everything in our reality purely by our existance. The elements must be manipulated, to suit humanity. But what is best for humanity? Here we come into the problem of competing manipulation, to which we can only shrug our shoulders and follow the one that appeals to us best. One mistake, and human civilisation is over, so I urge all to think wisely. Love is a matter I leave up to the rest of you to answer, I do not believe I am wise enough in it to explain it at all. Good luck and quick, send me your comments! REPLY TO JOE SMITH: I
would tend towards situation ethics, and consider my choice of
manipulation right if it brings about good when forced into such a
situation. But then I would have to ask myself the other great
question...how much free will do I have which is not manipulated? The
answer is I don't have any free will at all, because I am a product of
genetics and surroundings, except in the will to do what I want
(origination). When the actual event occurs, and I must manipulate my
surroundings, I originate what will be done from myself, with a
realisation I could do any of the choices I can see possible, but with
the different manipulations or experiences I have had pressuring me
towards one choice more definately than another. We cannot know whether
our form of manipulation is better or good, even if we merely consider
what is good for us good. Manipulation, I think, I shall now try and
define: Manipulation is (in my view) the effects of one entity on its
surroundings, regardless of whether that means another entity or mere
objects. It can be dealt with physically, mentally, emotionally,
spiritually. It alters the views of the surroundings as appropriate. An
entity can be one person or a group of people, a piece of literature or
any other form of or medium capable of manipulation. Also at this point
in time I would like to add my mention that this (fairly rocky and not
particularly well thought out) challange to the intellect of the
readers is written in dedication to a conversation I had with a friend
whose girlfriend attempted to manipulate him. I am quite happy that we
can have a philosophical/theological discussion on it but I also would
like to hear a responce to the question of love and
manipulation in particular. Reply to Valid Reply to KOSTA: Prague; CzechiaPrague - glorious city of culture. Dumplings - The local cuisine, beloved by the natives, hated by the British tourists. Beware, in Prague, they have 4 types of these little ball type foods which form the same duty as the Lithuanian Cepelina...to make tourists very, very unhappy!
Prague - music cascades at you from every church and concert hall, while the bridges are beautiful (the Charles bridge is out of a fairy tale). Everywhere one is reminded of the Soviet presence by the sale of Soviet memorabelia, while in various buildings and statues you can see the unique Czech architecture blended with the pompous buildings of the Habsburg times. The literature though...just reading Jaroslav Hashek's book 'The good soldier Shvejk' has made me appreciate the subtle beauty of central european books, and indeed humour. Well thats my short report on that wonderful city. Next stop will be Kazan in Russia. Oh and because it's me Luke, I can't stop but say 'And one day I'll get to Bulgaria!' 5月23日 Mssrs. LUKE AND ED CREATE ANTI-OBJECTIVENESS BREAKTHROUGH!!!EXTRA, EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT!
Mssrs. Luke and Ed have, after a first rational conversation, later punctuated by large intakes of alcohol, attempted to tackle a very key question to today's society...Objectivity.
Working from Keith Jenkin's Rethinking History, Mssr. Luke proclaimed:
'There is no such thing as objectivity within society.', and then rationally showed that all subjects (such as history, philosophy, science etc) are manipulated away from purely goals of existance to goals of human desire...The classic case being Elton and his 'objective' field of history, which was in fact a brand of Thatcherite coservatism utilised to analyse the Tudors...and thus led to his knighthood. Proof that objectivity in such subjects are, ultimately, subjective.
But Mssr. Ed considered this theory flawed and pointed to mathematics as an example of objectivity, arguing that human subjectivity cannot effectively touch mathematics because the same problem leads most (if not all) people to a similar (or the same) conclusion.
Mssr. Luke responded with 'The Soviet Effect', wherein he detailed that the Soviet Union had been able, through control of information, manipulated science and hence could do the same to maths, thus showing the theoretical possibility of subjective maths. Mssr. Ed disagreed at first with this theory, but later conceded that while mathematics itself is objective (and on this point Luke had to concede, unwilling to argue the lack of foundation for mathematics), the fact that maths must pass through a human medium (for example, publication), shows a subjective factor.
I now open up this debate to the wider community, to try and answer whether or not objectivity can exist.
Mssr. Luke is a first year Russian and History student at UCL.
Mssr. Ed is a first year Anthropology student at UCL. 5月14日 The Adventures of OllySo that the library may grow, might I present to you all primary evidence of a friend of mine, Oliver Brooks. If anyone wants to detail their routine or events, please, i urge you send them to me. This is an archive we're creating people!!!
EVIDENCE 1: RECIEVED 13TH MAY;
Right were to start well at the begining i know ok lets get on with writing here we go
Hola
Everything posssible has happend in my world except for sanity and a couple of fun adventures to take your mind of revision
Adverture 1 Suppersalmon goes on the Radio
It was a nice wednesday afternoon and the radio asked for competitors for one if its games so i called them up and u had to think of funny nicknames for famous people the eliminator to seperate the two best candisates was Frank Morning i thought and i started singing easy like sunday morning they liked it i was on
I was pitting my wits against Barry from East ham the only rule was if u shout ur name first u get first guess but you must not take to long
Round 1) Ian Cocker
Barry - Jarvis as in Jarvis cocker
Oliver - Hoop as in Cocker hope
Round 1) oliver 4 Barry 3
round 2) Dave wolf
Barry - Cry as in Cry wolf
Oliver -(the pressure was biulding) Umstone i said as in Wolfumstone
Round 2) Barry 4 Oliver 3
so its 7-7
Round 3) Mike Sink
Oliver - Plunger as in sink plunger
Barry - Kittchen as in Kittchen sink
Round 3 ) oliver 4 barry 4
so its 11-11 two rounds to go
Round 4) Frank saysno
Oliver- says yes ( i have not a clue what i was thinking at this point)
Barry - mum as in mum says no
Round 4) Barry 3 Oliver 1
Barry 14 -Oliver 12
I was loseing him i thought ive got to pull somthing out of the bag
Round 5) Alan Monkhouse
Oliver - Bob as in Bob monkhouse
Barry - pass i cant think of anything else
Oliver 3 Barry 0
oliver wins 15 -12
Barry was a broken man
Suppersalmons advice for exams - if you dont want to worry about your results dont do the exam then you will know what you will get
Adventure 2 the cat and the tree
Jasper the cat was stuck up the tree in my garden at first we though he would jump but alas no so i tried climbing up a Ladder to get him but the ladder was to small so we got a bigger ladder but still it was to small so i tried resting the bag on a branch he could jump into and climb down but he didnt so temptation of food was used yet no cat and it was night operation were called off till daylight when daylight came still cat was stuck up tree firebrigade refused to come so did rspca what should i do i thought ill do what any rational person would do then that idea involved climbing the tree grabbing the cat then jumpping and breaking me leg but first their was a small hope the vet told us about someone so he came and risked his life to save cat and he did so cat was safe
Question of the Day ? if a car is travelling fast how fast is it going
Adventure 3 Oliver & and the Lib Dems
I was bored so i decided to help out the lib dems i was drafted into delivering leaflets to which i did on my misson for a liberal bexley or a liberal somthing so off i went on my many missions leaflitting place day and night i left communities in fear of my leafletting skills i was so good i was invited to the count well actually there arent many lib dems in bexley and i was drafted in but before that i had one last mission target Orpington population a lot goal turn it liberal mission result failed experience gained 50000000 so i went to the vote count at bexley it was boreing so i watched the tv with loads of other people from other parties and one other liberal we were cheering at labour losses and on labour person was annoyed with the result about george galloway i laughed and went home happy although the result was 2 hours late so i didnt get home till 5:30 AM then i went to sleep at 6
thats all i could be bothered to type if any questions contact me if you have found any problems with spelling i know there are LOADS and if youve managed to read this far you've done more than me
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Suppersalmon How to identify someone who has finished their exams...1. They go about pointing fingers and going 'Ha-de-Ha-de-Ha at people still with exams.
2. Their consumption of alcohol reaches above average levels.
3. They immediately forget their grand plans of reading up over the Summer.
4. As results loom closer, many become gripped by a terror quite unnatural.
5. The will of self containment gives way to the will of urges.
6. Numerous holidays are booked, rebooked, snuck into.
7. A steady emigration away from halls of residence occurs.
8. UCL finishes its exams quicker then...well, to my current knowledge, Southbank. Woohoo!
9. Numerous students suddenly end their mad, obsessive behaviour over cult items which can occur in some of the more mentally unstable of them.
10. Life regains meaning...
Any other signs detected out there, my fellow consultants? Any ideas how we can treat the epidemic of exams, or is this natural occurance something we can merely weather? That's this weeks question done. 5月10日 A challange to you readers!Hello, any poetry editors out there? Just rather curious as to the general opinion of you people out there? Well my home bound zemstvos, what do you think? Poetry good or bad? I expecft you to send me some good answers, and the best one will be typed up and posted, forever to live in immortality. The topic is general poetry. Enjoy! |
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